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Old 09-06-2017, 09:49 AM
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Default MikeFrancesa.Com Always Suspected Craig Carton Was a World Class Scumbag: Ponzi Doosh

MikeFrancesa.Com Always Suspected Craig Carton Was a World Class Scumbag: Ponzi Doosh

Now all eyes should turn to Boomer and his Boomer Foundation, is it modeled after The Clinton Slush Fund Foundation?

Will Al Dukes visit Carton in prison and regale him with his annoying songs. Al Hughes Dukes certainly has the perfect voice to be the resident fed stoolie singer.

Did Mark Chernoff inspire Carton to defraud investors of millions? After all Chernoff consistently takes money from snake oil companies to place ads on WFAN which aim to defraud WFAN'S radio listening audience. Chernoff also books multi level marketing scheme ads, real estate home flipping ponzi like frauds, and countless other grifter promos, hmm, will the Feds investigate Chernoff considering Carton scouted one of his victims at a WFAN charity event.

Paging Al Dukes Hughes, the Feds are calling, your handler on line 2. Referring to Al Dukes Hughes, his friend, his boss, his co-worker gets arrested and what does this human/mongo do, he sends out a random tweet about washing machines. Al Hughes might be more of a scumbag than Carton. Despite what Jerry Seinfeld lied about, Hughes is even more unfunny than Carton and he should be worried as the word on the street is that he will be fired next.

Boomer might be out as well as the controlling company wants a complete makeover with the exception of Mike Francesa. And why is Boomer thanking all of the fans and friends that called him yesterday, was Boomer the one arrested, no, now that grade A scumbag Carton is gone, Boomer will play the role of dignified host. Boomer Esiason is a phony.

Carton will most likely accept a 2 to 5 year plea deal, one million dollar fine and he will go to some club fed penitentiary, he should be able to escape beatings but MikeFrancesa.com recommends to Carton to:

Not call his fellow inmates "Skippy, Spank, Spanky, Kid, Bubbles" as he mockingly called the Mongoes who phoned into his show.

Don't utter "What happened" when you simply need to ask "What", otherwise you will be confirmed as a tri-state area doosh. Don't copy your bf's (Al Dukes) use of "Alright" for the same reason. Nor should you copy Dirtbag Dukes with an effeminate sounding, "Oh Hi Jerry" when greeting other prisoners.

Do not utter the word "right" every five seconds.

Since Seinfeld's azze is not available to kiss, no reason to utter the lame "la,la,la,laa" unless you want a smackdown.


Follow those rules and you just might avoid having your face stuffed into a dumpster.
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Old 11-08-2018, 01:08 AM
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So on the day that the jury finds Craig Carton guilty on all counts, Al Dukes Phony Hughes tweets that he is "sorry", don't believe it, on the day Carton was arrested Hughes was tweeting about washing machines, Hughes is probably worse than Carton in the character department.

Altice One take your money back, his effeminate nerd voice will actually cost you subscribers.

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